Labour day

In my home country Finland, The Labour day is like one of the biggest holidays that you could imagine. In Labour day practically the whole country gets drunk and parties. So I was in one of my friend pary... and this girl comes up to me and asks me if I would like to go swimming... it was like 1.30 am. , I was drunk, and the idea of me and this girl to go swimming together was like... cool.. so I went swimming with her.. So we walked like 250m (that's about 820 feet) to shore to find a good spot to dip into water.. we took off our clothes and went in.. The water was FREEZING.. like my nuts turned into rasins.. It was great that the girl didnt look too fond to the water either.. so we ran to the shore and put our threads on and as we were walking back to the party we were talking and laughing and stuff.. and suddenly she asks me... "Dude.. didnt you have yuor eyeglasses on when we went swimming?"... I was like "FUCK!"... and blah blah blah.. we searched but never found them and I had to buy new ones which was bad because I liked the old ones and I had bought them like only two months earlier. My mom was not pissed but she made me promise that if I woul lose the new ones I would have to jump from 16 feet to water.. naked.. So what did I learn? If any gil asks me to go swimming with her after 11 pm. I will say "Hell NO... I dont want to jump from 16ft naked"

THE END

p.s. The whole time I stayed surprisingly calm and scriggity